Blown away, I tell you. Absolutely BLOWN AWAY.
First of all, I am SHOCKED and DISMAYED to learn that apparently “Green” wasn’t ever told that “Q” and “G” are not interchangeable.
Also, regularly doubling up on characters, whether it be the ampersand (&) or letter at the end of a word is both pointless and annoying, unless of course you are trying to emphasize that you have a stutter. This practice is only acceptable in a handful of scenarios, for example making a funny noise (MERRRRRRRR), or spelling an onomatopoeia (BAAAAANG!)
I admire New Girlfriend for at least having a light grasp on the concept of capitalizing an “I.”
The boy’s comment really requires a blog post of its own. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON THERE. Am I reading hieroglyphics? I don’t even want to think about how long it takes him to type anything. Literally EVERYTHING he writes on Facebook looks like this. Oh, you need proof?