It’s the little things, y’all. Today I came in to work and found a pile of SPANKIN’ NEW BUSINESS CARDS on my desk. I clasped my hand over my mouth quick enough and stifled my squeals of delight so that my coworkers didn’t immediately judge me. BUSINESS CARDS, GUYS! And not the type that I make in photoshop in my free time to make myself feel important. You can’t really give out business cards unless you’re employed. I’m talking real life I HAVE A BIG GIRL JOB business cards. Are you grasping the level of awesomeness that I have officially achieved?
Yea. I blacked out all the pertinent information because I don’t want to get in trouble for blogging about my company. Then I’ll get fired. And then I won’t have a job with sweet business cards anymore.
Seriously. If you guys aren’t doubled over with jealousy right now…there’s something wrong with you.