I ran/walked/jogged/battled with the devil for 2.5 miles today. It only took me 30 minutes (you can take your 8 minute mile and SHOVE IT) and and then when I got home I rewarded myself with a chocolate slim fast which ought to be synonymous with MUD FLAVORED MUD.

Ok, it’s really not that bad. It’s pretty good for a meal replacement shake. I’m just bitter cause I’d rather be eating pizza and basking in my fatness. (BTW, Mike and I ate at the Pizza Joint in downtown Aiken over the weekend and their mozarella sticks are OFF THE CHAIN. Seriously.)

I did have some pretty delicious pasta for lunch though, because the Slim Fast Gods let me have 1 REAL meal a day. My yogurt expired over the weekend and I really have an issue with day old dairy. This must be remedied at once.

P.S. How is it MARCH already?

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    "I'd rather be eating pizza and basking in my fatness" – hahahah… wouldn't we all. You're hilarious, glad I found your blog. P.S. – Weight watchers was the only thing that ever worked for me! You can eat pizza! (And have red wine, which is my weakness)xxNovember Grey Visit my new side project on redesigned thrift! Secondhand Star

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