Spotted

This pretty little thang has been seen around the neighborhood a few times.  I can hear my mom now, “NO MORE ANIMALS!”

I have this problem where I get SOOO annoyed at really lame things. These things shouldn’t garner any sort of reaction, but I literally have to stop, take a few deep breaths, and collect myself so that I don’t start breaking stuff.

Here’s my top 5 list of STUPID annoying stuff that happens to me all the time.

1. Burning myself on my hair straightener or curling iron. I mean, I straighten my hair on a pretty regular basis, so you’d think I’d have the technique down.  Wrong.

2. Losing something I JUST had in my hand. There’s only so many places it could have gotten, but it’s like everything I own is actually a ninja robot, and if I set it down for a millisecond, when I go to pick it back up, it’s gone.

3. When it takes me 5 tries to pick something up.  I do this bobbing up and down routine and this…sock or pen or whatever it is consistently eludes my fingertips.

4. Carrying my laundry without a laundry basket.  I’m doing fine, and then I drop an unruly pair of panties or something and have to stop to pick it up.  It’s like a circus act. I successfully subdue the panties but in the process lose a sock or t-shirt. The vicious cycle ensues.

5. Forgetting my passwords. Like seriously.  I use like the same 3 passwords or some variation of them for EVERYTHING.  There you go cyber stalkers.  Now you know. But every once in a while, if I sign up for something when I’m feeling randy, I’ll use something new. I usually click the “remember me” option, so I don’t have to worry about it.  But every once in a while, the log-in-rememberer Gods decide to mess with me, and they don’t automatically log me in. It’s like the worst part of my day if that happens.

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Compulsive snacker. Bleeding heart. Unhealthy obsession with Tom Hanks and cats. Florida State and Syracuse University alum.
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    Haha, we're pretty similar! :)Although I don't straighten my hair anymore… but I have reeeally fine hair, so it's good that I'm not!

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