My mother

is more upset about the death of my Facebook account than anyone else.

Things she has said since yesterday:

“So, how am I going to see your pics and know what’s going on in your life without FB?”

“You just stole a bright spot out of my day for me. Now I might have to actually do something with my own life.”

“I’ll miss the pictures and the cute postings. Guess I’ll just have to go on collegeacb more.”

“Why are you twittering now?  Twitter is so stupid.”

I told her that Mike also deleted his facebook:

“I think I’m going to be sick.”

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