I just want to say BONJOUR to my three new followers. =) And HAPPY SEPTEMBER Y’ALL!
So today I was driving to Wal-Mart and saw this delightful license plate:
Yea, it says, “ME IN U”
At first I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. I was like, “aw, ‘me and you’, what a romantic redneck.” But then I realized this wasn’t some failed attempt at a romantic vanity plate. I mean, had he really been trying to portray some sort of tender emotion, he would have chosen, “ME N U,” a much better abbreviation of “and.” This was on the same level as, “GIT R DUN,” or “I LV TTS.”
Then later I went to Publix to get sandwich fixins. The power went out while my server, never-bothered-to-learn-English-because-you-suckers-will-pay-me-anyways-Rosa, was in the process of BUTCHERING my beloved cheddar.
This afternoon was not high on my list of awesome afternoons. But I also bought myself this amazing treat: